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Archive for February, 2008

So Brangelina was totally owning their Juno-ness last night, which leads me to believe they’ve resigned from trying to make A Mighty Heart happen and given into the Junoverse currently sweeping America. Congrats to these two: I’m sending a congratulatory bouquet of leopard print roses and the L-World season 1 to Diablo Cody and Ellen [...]

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People don’t read my blog and I’m completely okay with that. I haven’t even asked my friends to check it out because I’m terrified of how much it sucks. But those are just some issues I have to work out. (Also most of this blogging takes place while intoxicated, but yet again, that’s another issue [...]

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If I had one wish, it would be to somehow make myself stop watching those awful Cashmere Mafia and Lipstick Jungle shows. It’s really not as easy as it sounds and they are just as horrendous as their titles suggest. Mostly, I do it to myself because they were shot on location in New York [...]

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It’s such a strange occurrence when the niche Internet circles you strictly follow somehow collide. Often, it’s only in your head after too many hours spent reading nonsense and then you’re left trying to figure out if anyone could possibly appreciate your brilliant revelation. This is where I am right now and it’s the loneliest, [...]

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Truth is, sometimes I feel sort of bad about gossiping for a living. I guess it really depends on the person. Take Lindsay Lohan. She allows herself to be photographed in a alcohol monitoring anklet, hideous gold sandals, and a skimpy bikini all while flashing a peace sign. Conclusion: She deserves whatever half-witted insults I [...]

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I, like any other of the 1,154,642 people who watched the above video, was thoroughly entertained and disgusted by a reporter getting shit on by a brid IN THE MOUTH. LOL!!!!1!!1!Ew. There’s nothing more awesome than watching news reporters fuck up. (Right, Grape Lady?) It probably has something to do with their too-perfect voices and [...]

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