So Brangelina was totally owning their Juno-ness last night, which leads me to believe they’ve resigned from trying to make A Mighty Heart happen and given into the Junoverse currently sweeping America. Congrats to these two: I’m sending a congratulatory bouquet of leopard print roses and the L-World season 1 to Diablo Cody and Ellen [...]
Archive for February, 2008
I Think Brangelina Is Just Promoting Juno…?
Posted in celebrities make life better, gossip: do pass it on, movies that make me sad, tagged a might heart, angelina jolie, baby bump, best actress, best screenplay, brad pitt, diablo cody, ellen page, entertainment, independent spirit awards, juno, junoverse, movies, oscars, pregnant, twins on February 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
My Sincerest Thanks to Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs
Posted in bloggity blog blog, celebrities make life better, new york i love you, tagged birth, boobs, jennifer lopez, lindsay lohan, lindsay lohan naked, marilyn monroe, mark ronson, new york, new york magazine, twins on February 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
People don’t read my blog and I’m completely okay with that. I haven’t even asked my friends to check it out because I’m terrified of how much it sucks. But those are just some issues I have to work out. (Also most of this blogging takes place while intoxicated, but yet again, that’s another issue [...]
The New York City I Want to Live In
Posted in los angeles you're pretty great too, movies that make me happy, new york i love you, so not cool, tagged brook shields, cashmere mafia, chick lit, chick shows, diane keaton, entertainment, lipstick jungle, los angeles, lucy liu, manhattan, new york city, nyc, rescue me, sarah jessica parker, sex and the city, television, the hills, woody allen on February 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
If I had one wish, it would be to somehow make myself stop watching those awful Cashmere Mafia and Lipstick Jungle shows. It’s really not as easy as it sounds and they are just as horrendous as their titles suggest. Mostly, I do it to myself because they were shot on location in New York [...]
When The Internets Collide
Posted in bloggity blog blog, celebrities make life better, tagged angelina jolie, carrie bradshaw, dlisted, entertainment, fashion, gawker, glamour, internet, internet celebrities, julia allison, life, magazines, michael k, phoebe price, red carpet, saving the world on February 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s such a strange occurrence when the niche Internet circles you strictly follow somehow collide. Often, it’s only in your head after too many hours spent reading nonsense and then you’re left trying to figure out if anyone could possibly appreciate your brilliant revelation. This is where I am right now and it’s the loneliest, [...]
New York Times Washes the Black Tar Off My Gossiping Hands
Posted in celebrities make life better, gossip: do pass it on, tagged celebrity, church, entertainment, fabio, george clooney, gossip, humanity, life, lilo, lindsay lohan, linsday lohan in bikini, mormanad, mormon, new york times on February 4, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Truth is, sometimes I feel sort of bad about gossiping for a living. I guess it really depends on the person. Take Lindsay Lohan. She allows herself to be photographed in a alcohol monitoring anklet, hideous gold sandals, and a skimpy bikini all while flashing a peace sign. Conclusion: She deserves whatever half-witted insults I [...]
