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People don’t read my blog and I’m completely okay with that. I haven’t even asked my friends to check it out because I’m terrified of how much it sucks. But those are just some issues I have to work out. (Also most of this blogging takes place while intoxicated, but yet again, that’s another issue [...]

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It’s such a strange occurrence when the niche Internet circles you strictly follow somehow collide. Often, it’s only in your head after too many hours spent reading nonsense and then you’re left trying to figure out if anyone could possibly appreciate your brilliant revelation. This is where I am right now and it’s the loneliest, [...]

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I, like any other of the 1,154,642 people who watched the above video, was thoroughly entertained and disgusted by a reporter getting shit on by a brid IN THE MOUTH. LOL!!!!1!!1!Ew. There’s nothing more awesome than watching news reporters fuck up. (Right, Grape Lady?) It probably has something to do with [...]

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Guest of a Guest posed a question I spent a good few minutes thinking about today. Would I read a blog written by Carrie Bradshaw?
Of course, I would! In the same way I read tons of super cool New York transplants’ blogs about how fabulous life is when you’re a self-involved, superficial narcissist. I really [...]

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As I was doing my typical afternoon routine—walking home while listening to This American Life (way cool, I know)—I received an alarming text message: “Heath ledger is dead.” Having lived through the rumors of Zachary Morris’s death followed by Corey Matthews’ alleged demise, there’s no way I believed this. Unfortunately, the next two hours I [...]

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So I sort of have an unhealthy obsession with the Jonas Brothers. It’s not exactly the “OMG! OMG! The Jonas Brothers are like so hot! In 3 years when that Nick one turns legal, he better watch out for me” sort of thing.
It’s more like a “I know in my mid-20’s and I really do [...]

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I had a blog a year and a half ago, I stopped posting in it after about 5 entries (I know, typical). Before that, it was a Free Online Diary that my high school circle used to cryptically reveal our crushes and angsty desire for attention. And I am currently able to purchase all the [...]

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