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So Brangelina was totally owning their Juno-ness last night, which leads me to believe they’ve resigned from trying to make A Mighty Heart happen and given into the Junoverse currently sweeping America. Congrats to these two:

I’m sending a congratulatory bouquet of leopard print roses and the L-World season 1 to Diablo Cody and Ellen Page [...]

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People don’t read my blog and I’m completely okay with that. I haven’t even asked my friends to check it out because I’m terrified of how much it sucks. But those are just some issues I have to work out. (Also most of this blogging takes place while intoxicated, but yet again, that’s another issue [...]

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It’s such a strange occurrence when the niche Internet circles you strictly follow somehow collide. Often, it’s only in your head after too many hours spent reading nonsense and then you’re left trying to figure out if anyone could possibly appreciate your brilliant revelation. This is where I am right now and it’s the loneliest, [...]

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Truth is, sometimes I feel sort of bad about gossiping for a living. I guess it really depends on the person. Take Lindsay Lohan. She allows herself to be photographed in a alcohol monitoring anklet, hideous gold sandals, and a skimpy bikini all while flashing a peace sign. Conclusion: She deserves whatever half-witted insults I [...]

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Guest of a Guest posed a question I spent a good few minutes thinking about today. Would I read a blog written by Carrie Bradshaw?
Of course, I would! In the same way I read tons of super cool New York transplants’ blogs about how fabulous life is when you’re a self-involved, superficial narcissist. I really [...]

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Sometimes it’s really comforting to just sit there and listen to a song that sounds like Meredith should be blathering over about how hard it is to cut people up, have a neglectful mom, nearly die a couple times, work with the half sister daddy left you for and just being [...]

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The other day I was able to write something I found to be more aligned with what I like to blog about. It was nothing significantly memorable by any means, but I think it came out pretty fun and I had a good time writing it and there is nothing more awesome than blogging fun. [...]

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What do you do when the one woman you love and respect and look up to in the whole land of dumb hoes that is Hollywood stars in a movie with the trailer like that?
I don’t even feel the desire to Netflix it, which is saying a lot. I mean, I [...]

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So I sort of have an unhealthy obsession with the Jonas Brothers. It’s not exactly the “OMG! OMG! The Jonas Brothers are like so hot! In 3 years when that Nick one turns legal, he better watch out for me” sort of thing.
It’s more like a “I know in my mid-20’s and I really do [...]

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And making it the second coolest Moleskine ever.
Of course, you’re probably wondering who the #1 coolest Moleskine belongs to…

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