So Brangelina was totally owning their Juno-ness last night, which leads me to believe they’ve resigned from trying to make A Mighty Heart happen and given into the Junoverse currently sweeping America. Congrats to these two: I’m sending a congratulatory bouquet of leopard print roses and the L-World season 1 to Diablo Cody and Ellen [...]
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I Think Brangelina Is Just Promoting Juno…?
Posted in celebrities make life better, gossip: do pass it on, movies that make me sad, tagged a might heart, angelina jolie, baby bump, best actress, best screenplay, brad pitt, diablo cody, ellen page, entertainment, independent spirit awards, juno, junoverse, movies, oscars, pregnant, twins on February 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
My Sincerest Thanks to Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs
Posted in bloggity blog blog, celebrities make life better, new york i love you, tagged birth, boobs, jennifer lopez, lindsay lohan, lindsay lohan naked, marilyn monroe, mark ronson, new york, new york magazine, twins on February 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
People don’t read my blog and I’m completely okay with that. I haven’t even asked my friends to check it out because I’m terrified of how much it sucks. But those are just some issues I have to work out. (Also most of this blogging takes place while intoxicated, but yet again, that’s another issue [...]
When The Internets Collide
Posted in bloggity blog blog, celebrities make life better, tagged angelina jolie, carrie bradshaw, dlisted, entertainment, fashion, gawker, glamour, internet, internet celebrities, julia allison, life, magazines, michael k, phoebe price, red carpet, saving the world on February 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s such a strange occurrence when the niche Internet circles you strictly follow somehow collide. Often, it’s only in your head after too many hours spent reading nonsense and then you’re left trying to figure out if anyone could possibly appreciate your brilliant revelation. This is where I am right now and it’s the loneliest, [...]
New York Times Washes the Black Tar Off My Gossiping Hands
Posted in celebrities make life better, gossip: do pass it on, tagged celebrity, church, entertainment, fabio, george clooney, gossip, humanity, life, lilo, lindsay lohan, linsday lohan in bikini, mormanad, mormon, new york times on February 4, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Truth is, sometimes I feel sort of bad about gossiping for a living. I guess it really depends on the person. Take Lindsay Lohan. She allows herself to be photographed in a alcohol monitoring anklet, hideous gold sandals, and a skimpy bikini all while flashing a peace sign. Conclusion: She deserves whatever half-witted insults I [...]
Interesting Question: If Carrie Bradshaw Had a Blog, Would I Read It?
Posted in bloggity blog blog, celebrities make life better, i'm a girl so i like fashion, tagged art, art project, candace bushnell, carrie bradshaw, charlotte, college, entertainment, mfa, miranda, moives, mr. big, narcissits, new york, new york city, nyc, paris hilton, reblog, samantha, sarah jessica parker, scrunchy, sex and the city, sex and the city the movie, sjp, television, the hills on January 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Guest of a Guest posed a question I spent a good few minutes thinking about today. Would I read a blog written by Carrie Bradshaw? Of course, I would! In the same way I read tons of super cool New York transplants’ blogs about how fabulous life is when you’re a self-involved, superficial narcissist. I [...]
Yeah, Sometimes I Dig the Lady Music, So What?
Posted in celebrities make life better, lady music with a side of ben and jerry's, tagged amy winehouse, bad luck, charlotte ronson, chasing pavement, choreography, cold shoulder, cyring, ellen pompeo, entertainment, family curse, fashionist diaries, grey's anatomy, jane, kanye west, lady music, lily allen, magazines, mandie erickson, mark ronson, mcdreamy, meredith, music, music videos, patrick dempsey, samantha ronson, television on January 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sometimes it’s really comforting to just sit there and listen to a song that sounds like Meredith should be blathering over about how hard it is to cut people up, have a neglectful mom, nearly die a couple times, work with the half sister daddy left you for and just being want to love the [...]
How I Learned to Stop Hating Eva Longoria and Start Loving Her
Posted in celebrities make life better, tagged desperate housewives, entertainment, eva longoria, film, hair extensions, jessica simpson, ken paves, love, makeup, marriage, movies, over her dead body, public affair, sag awards, television, tony parker, zac efron on January 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The other day I was able to write something I found to be more aligned with what I like to blog about. It was nothing significantly memorable by any means, but I think it came out pretty fun and I had a good time writing it and there is nothing more awesome than blogging fun. [...]
Please Don’t Make Me Question My Loyalty, Tina Fey
Posted in celebrities make life better, movies that make me sad, tagged 30 rock, amy poehler, baby mama, entertainment, john krasinski, license to wed, lindsay lohan, mandy moore, movie, nbc, rachel dratch, the office, tina fey, trailer, tv on January 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
What do you do when the one woman you love and respect and look up to in the whole land of dumb hoes that is Hollywood stars in a movie with the trailer like that? I don’t even feel the desire to Netflix it, which is saying a lot. I mean, I want to Netflix [...]
What the Year 2008 Holds for the Jonas Brothers
Posted in bloggity blog blog, celebrities make life better, i'm a girl so i like fashion, tagged curly hair, disney, entertainment, fashion, jonas brothers, miley cyrus, music, s.o.s., the killers on January 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
So I sort of have an unhealthy obsession with the Jonas Brothers. It’s not exactly the “OMG! OMG! The Jonas Brothers are like so hot! In 3 years when that Nick one turns legal, he better watch out for me” sort of thing. It’s more like a “I know in my mid-20′s and I really [...]
Dear Zac Efron, Thank You For Signing My Moleskine
Posted in celebrities make life better, tagged autographs, bet on it, daniel day lewis, high school musical, moleskin, there will be blood, vanessa hudgens naked, zac efron on January 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
And making it the second coolest Moleskine ever. Of course, you’re probably wondering who the #1 coolest Moleskine belongs to…